The only good dads on this list are Hank Hill and Bob Belcher. Thank god that with the sweet release of death I will be spared from ever having to see that shitstain of a caveman ever again. One of these days I’m going to have a goddamn aneurysm. Every time I see that fucker on a cereal box my blood vessels burst. If it weren’t for the fact that Fred tries to fuck him over CONSTANTLY I might even be able to give the show a rating above -10,000 stars.įuck the Flintstones. He is actually good at things and is humble about it, unlike Fred who has an obnoxiously smug attitude about shit that he fails miserably at. Unlike Clit Shitstone he is an actually decent father and person. You know what, go ahead and google the live action version of the great gazoo. He has the insolence of a spoiled child, the condescension of a Mensa member, and a god complex like a Madghosts mod. And much like Alf he is an unrepentant little monster. It’s like if they introduced Alf onto Married with Children. A MAD ARTOON FULLThe writers, artists, and animators were so goddamn bored with their own show that they shit him out and threw that turd into what was already a punch bowl full of diarrhea. His presence in the show makes absolutely no fucking sense. The great buffoon tramples through life, destroying everything in his path, and no one and nothing will ever stop him.īut the absolute worst goddamn thing about that FUCKING show is the goddamn Great Fucking Gazoo. Wilma, his pathetic fucking trad wife, lets him get away with every goddamn thing without so much as a shrug. He’s obnoxious, ignorant, lazy, pathetic, adulterous, prideful, wrathful, envious, and a compulsive liar who peaked in high school and never got over it. The characters look like they were drawn by a different artist every other episode but still manage to look like shit every single time.įred Flintstone is human garbage. Why do some of them have normal eyes and the others have beady little black hole eyes? No fucking consistency. And they’ve repeated the plots of each episode shot for shot like 30 times each. The plots? The plots make no fucking sense. Every time an enslaved animal proclaims “it’s a living!” I have the urge to scoop out my eyes with a melon baller. Every stupid ass rock pun makes me want to tear out my ear drums out with a dentist’s pick. It’s 50s chauvinist boomer humor at its worst. Every “joke” brings me that much closer to death and every “yabba dabba doo” makes me await it that much more eagerly. They loop their running scenes so bad and for so long it looks like Fred’s house is a fucking mile long and he’ll pass the same painting on the wall like 60 times. They reuse the same 10 shots about 500 times per episode. I thought scooby doo had the shittiest animation I’d ever seen but flintstones blows it out of the water like a fucking mark 16 torpedo. The only thing it ever accomplished aside from spreading discord throughout America for decades was convincing 5 generations of asswipe children that humans coexisted with dinosaurs.Īnd don’t even get me started on the godawful animation. It’s literally the honeymooners but animated. That show is one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Fred Flintstone can eat my entire fucking ass with a side of cock fries and and a shit shake.
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